Comedian Nadia Kamil stops by to talk about how she wishes countries would quit hassling kindly peasants who wish to cross their borders. Plus, we delve into the worlds of video games about sadness, erotic novels about rich polo players, the viability of the royal family, and racist children’s books.
Comedian Erin Foley stops by to talk about how she wishes she could quit hitting the snooze button every morning. Plus, we discuss immortal celebrities, semi-abusive directing styles, and sad sack old sports stars.
Comedian Katie Crown stops by to talk about how she wishes the Fukushima nuclear plant should quit spitting its radiation all over the place. Plus, we get into important topics like identity theft, the weather, magicians, and Ethan Hawke’s accent.
Comedian Monika Scott drops by to talk about how she wishes people would quit embarrassing others for their own entertainment. Plus, we get into Pokemon, antiquing, Sherlock Holmes, and we celebrate the Christmas season with a heartwarming story of family and kindness.
Comedian Andy Peters stops by to talk about how he wishes people would quit turning every gosh darn thing into a competition. Plus, we get a phone call from an incarcerated Nicolas Cage, and we announce the 2013 Quit It Christmas Un-Competition for all the losers out there.
Comedian Allen Strickland Williams stops by to talk about he wishes people would quit asking what he’s working on. Plus, we get into regional discount book chains, Dippin’ Dots, and yogurt mogul scandals.
Erin Gibson from “Throwing Shade” stops by to talk about wishing she could quit “Law & Order: SVU”. Plus, we get into the dark details of big game hunting for rich assholes, and we welcome our new sponsor: Hobosexual.com.
Eva Anderson from IFC’s “Comedy Bang Bang” stops by to talk about how she wishes people would quit yacking on the phone in front of God and everybody. Plus, we talk about competitive baking, antagonistic hobby shops, and Art Bell. And James Honeycutt from Netflix stops by with some Halloween movie picks.
Devin Faraci of BadassDigest.com stops by to talk about how he wishes he could quit being so cynical. Plus, we explore what it means to be a nerd in our modern age, ponder whether “Star Trek: Into Darkness” is the most cynical movie of the year, and let our resident internet docent A.E. Gulliford guide us through the wonders and horrors of salty betting.